Don't be fooled by butts

Apparently, it's quite hard to come up with catchy clickbait blog post ideas. What's a clickbait writer to do when they've run out of steam? 

I stumbled across Title Generator recently, which promises to give you seven hundred headlines for any topic. All you have to do is give the Title Generator a keyword, and it'll get to work. 

I gave it 'butts'.

Title Generator gave me: 

  1. 5 Brilliant Ways to Teach Your Audience About butts
  2. 3 Ways Twitter Destroyed My butts Without Me Noticing
  3. butts: What a Mistake!
  4. Succeed With butts in 24 Hours
  5. Who Else Wants to Know the Mystery Behind butts?
  6. 3 Ways to Master butts Without Breaking a Sweat
  7. 3 Ways Create Better butts With the Help of Your Dog
  8. How I Improved My butts in One Day
  9. Fear? Not if You Use butts the Right Way!
  10. Secrets to butts — Even in This Down Economy
  11. Who Else Wants to Enjoy butts
  12. butts Smackdown!
  13. If You Do Not Do butts Now, You Will Hate Yourself Later
  14. How to Quit butts in 5 Days
  15. 5 Romantic butts Ideas

I went looking for more. 

Portent's Content Idea Generator:

  1. Why Butts are the Secret Ingredient
  2. 5 Ways Butts are Cooler Than Michael Jordan
  3. When Butts Send You Running for Cover
  4. How Butts are Part of a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
  5. Warning: You're Losing Money By Not Using Butts
  6. Why Butts are Lamer Than James Franco
  7. Why Butts are Cuter Than a Kitten
  8. The 19 Worst Songs About Butts
  9. An Expert Interview About Butts
  10. How to Fight Lex Luthor Using Only Butts

I have enough blog content ideas for at least the next 24 hours, now. 

Butts. What even are they?

The books in the drawer

The family and the job